I Can't Do Agile Today (Maybe Not Tomorrow) | Funny Agile Developer Tee

Lightweight, breathable tee with a vintage-inspired print for the procrastinating software pro or team lead who laughs at sprint planning. The shirt features a bold square front graphic with a monochrome portrait and hand-lettered text reading, “I can’t do agile today and maybe not TOMORROW,” blending dry humor with a worn, retro look. It’s cut in a retail crew-neck silhouette that layers easily under jackets or wears solo at stand-ups, hack nights, and casual meetups. The cotton feels soft against the skin, the ribbed collar keeps its shape, and the tear-away label prevents irritation during long workdays or late-night debugging sessions. Built with sturdy side seams and shoulder tape for lasting structure, this tee holds up wash after wash while keeping a relaxed, purposeful style that nods to dev culture without shouting it.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar and seam for a clean, classic fit
- Side seams and shoulder tape add structural durability and shape retention
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified materials
- Blend and printing notes: select colors contain polyester; sleeve/neck prints use DTF or DTG depending on provider

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

Production & Shipping Timeline

Production Time: 2-5 business days. Your items are custom-made to order using our print-on-demand partner, Printify.

Shipping Time:

• Domestic (Australia): 3-7 business days
• International: 5-10 business days

Please note that production time is separate from shipping time. Your total delivery time will be the sum of both.

Returns Policy

Since our items are made to order, we have a specialized returns policy:

• Defective or Damaged Items: We accept returns for items that arrive defective or damaged due to manufacturing or shipping issues.
• Return Window: You must contact our support team within 30 days of receiving your order to initiate a return.
• Custom Orders: As print-on-demand items are produced specifically for you, returns for fit, color preference, or change of mind are not eligible. Please review product details, sizing information, and color swatches carefully before ordering.
• How to Return: Contact our support team with photos of the defect or damage, and we'll arrange a replacement or refund.

For any questions about your order, shipping, or returns, please reach out to our customer support team.

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